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Many years ago I was FWB with a Japanese lass who dragged me to the karaoke place in Kumamoto with her friends. She really loved the Shaggy song and wanted me to do it with her. She told me to do the rapping and she'll sing.
Three lines into the first verse she said over the music, "You do the singing too! I just want to say 'It wasn't me!'"
Because I was both slightly inebriated and horny-in-anticipation of the rest of the night I agreed. By the time the song ended I was pretty sure I broke something behind my eyes. All I did later on was sleep like a rock until mid afternoon the next day.